Ok, so Christmas is round the corner...everyone is in a celebratory mood, including the chaps in my office as the months salary will be distributed before Christmas...yipeee...so that means I start the new year broke!!!
This year the Finance department (which is viewed as the most boring department, where stiff collared and sense of humourless people abound) has decided to organise a group that will go to every department in the company and sing carols...yours truly has also volunteered to blast the eardrums of the unsupecting public with her singing...though I already warned the organisers that people run for cover when I sing...he just waved it off as a non hazard saying..."if you have the guts to sing, the job is yours"...El is to work on the motley crew of singers( most of us non-catholics) who would be singing carols for the first time(yours truly went to a church school so atleast knows the songs by ear), god bless her!!!...Psst, I intend to take a leaf out of our rock singers book, I hear they lip sync their songs at most concerts, so I will go along with the group and lip sync the song, my only worry is hope the rest of the "singers" are also not thinking on these lines, if they do, we will go down in history as the only silent carol singing group!!!...The Team has also organised something called as a Kris Kringle, kind of like Secret Santa...where you have to buy gifts for someone anonymously, I like this idea a lot...El if you are my Secret Santa, you know what I want gift wrapped :))
I remember one Christmas when I was about eight, the myth of Santa Claus died a natural death, I had just seen some cartoon films where Santa Claus leaves gifts for all children who have been good all year. I was heartbroken that Santa did not send me any gifts even though I had been good all year and also been sensitive enough to kept a clean sock hanging in the wash line outside the house, my logic for leaving the sock outside the house was, that since we in India did not have chimneys, which incidently is Santa's all time favourite route to enter a house, he may bypass our house and not leave gifts!!!
My wish is to celebrate a white christmas before I die, I know, I know, too many movies I hear you guys say, but the image of a cute little cottage covered in snow, with smoke coming out of its chimney, a partially frost covered window through which you can see a happy family sitting around the fire place exchanging gifts, while a Christmas tree with fairy lights and decorations, twinkles away in the corner is my all time favourite Christmas scene!!!
So all you guys out there wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
wow!!! Sen, u gonna sing, gurl??
ReplyDeletei do remember u keeping a sock outside :):)
Merry Christmas to u too!!
@ Vin...yeah, remember all those Carols we used to sing at school during Christmas time...my personal favourites are Silent Night and Come all Ye Faithful...hopefully it will be as much fun singing it in office :)
ReplyDeleteplease please please.. do a recording of your carols and play it here.. I wanna replicate the emotions your office valahs are going to have.. ;)
ReplyDeleteand BTW, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas To you too...
ReplyDeletebtw..i vouch ST's recording suggestion..let us hear your sweet voice!
ppl you guys talking abt sweet voice what abt all the croaking that sen is going to torture us with, till she can reach the sweet voice target... spare us...
ReplyDeletesen - don't loose heart and keep the morale high.. we still wanna listen to you.. :D
ReplyDeleteST - spare me... considering i m coordinating the carol singing... bachao ...
ReplyDeleteI take my words back.. just heard Sen and she does not croak... so frog prince be far away.. she is HUMAN
ReplyDeleteLV - so you are the coordinator.. that means we will also get to hear your screams in between :)
ReplyDeletesen - say thanks to me dear.. otherwise they were all set to bond you with a frog prince :D
ST - for one i do not scream else Sen would have been deaf by now and even though we have moved away from frog prince (which i must say looked cute in Shrek) we can think of some weird prince for her among humans... i am so sure Sen agrees...
ReplyDeleteLV - if you are coordinating then I dont see any other way apart from screaming to keep them all in a rhythm.. so many immature singers you see..
ReplyDeleteand BTW, this is your golden chance to scream on finance deparment .. :) otherwise most of the times its the other way around (assuming you are not the part of the dept. ;)
and a human prince.. not an easy task so no comments :D
@ LV...you are welcome to the "weird prince" that you have in mind for me...he is all yours ...honest...I am not interested :)
ReplyDelete@ ST... you have no idea what poor EL had to endure in the name of carol "singing"...
hey sen.. no excuses.. we need recordings otherwise we are on a strike.. right scrawler :)
ReplyDelete@ ST...I will write a full fledged account on this on Wednesday :)
ReplyDeleteST - i work with Sen and unfortunately sit right next to her (thats how she threatened me to read her blog) ... u see we in finance are a colorful lot so correction there ... i hope u help me in finding the human prince for Sen... so helppppppppppp
ReplyDelete@ Sen
ReplyDeletethis was my carol song (btw I am the usual Santa at my school due to my height and a carol singer- though I dont sing well I made into the team by threatening the carol lead, as the stuffs we get as carol singer when I was in school was quite appealing he he he)two years back..
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER,
SALMAN IS OUT ON BAIL,
HE CAN TAKE HIS BIG GUN OUT
AND SHOT YOU AS HIS MEAL...
I just had my christmas lunch and got my secret santa gift from office and to make you envy next year I am going to Spain to celebrate my christmas at NAVARRA(near the beautiful Valencia) (with all that you said- a happy family snow clad-blah blah blah in addition Spanish SANGRIA;)) HE HE HE (EVIL LAUGH- I like causing stomach burns for others, he he he again an evil laugh...STICKING MY TONGUE OUT AT YOU SEN)...
Merry Christmas and happy new year..
P.S: hope to hear the carol song sung by you...
P.P.S: before that hope to see this headlines in newspaper, "People of Mumbai says suspected terrorists as carol singers- an office evacuated after few casualties, singers detained by the NSG commandos, 3 police officers dead due to cheap quality ear muffs"
Lancelot- How mean, we were a hit, they loved us (the shower of roses were missing, the recordings of our splendid performance is the ultimate proof mankind needs)... headlines in Spanish newspaper - man on run... thinks he can sing... Save your ears (BACHAO- hindi film style)(hehehehe)
ReplyDelete@ LV- I am a lawyer. I never believe in things unless I see the proof...so you have the onus of proving your statement...
ReplyDeleteand who said I am gonna sing in spain, the family I am gonna stay with, will kick me out of the house..so its better for me to maintain a sore throat - putting the blame on the -2 degree cold there ;0
lancelot - told ya we have proof, loads of them which will be available in front of a proper counsel as i do not believe in disclosing evidence to opposition (u see cant give the prosecutor anadvantage)
ReplyDeleteGod saved Spain ... wat abt India... save us
@ LV
ReplyDeletethe opposition has the right to know the case, I can file a Further and Better Particulars application which will incur unnecessary costs on your part...
and India is safe as now as the cyclone is in Singapore...
//yet to decode Lancy's Tamil..a few words r OHT!! sorry Sen...he is refering to us all as Karthik's sisters..n asking Karthik something something...//
ReplyDeleteVin is an excellent interpreter. In my point-2, i'd referred i was mocking Girls gang and girls power in theatre (Bachna Haseeno) So u, VIN both being girls, wud have been agitated by my action and wud have commented,
//ponnungala vambu illukrathu oru pollappa hmph...neeeyellam akka thangachiyoda porakkala//
which means
1.Don't you have any other job than commenting about the female sex?
2. don't you have sisters? Weren't u born with them??
Thats what lancelot was referring to!!
@ Lancelot...Santa & height ??...as far as I know...the most fat person is chosen to fill out the Santa costume :P...so Vin is right about the eight packs of Parle Glucose biscuits :))...Enjoy your Spanish Sangria, I am more a Goan Port Wine person ;)
ReplyDeleteFor the record our group was a hit... I am trying to get the recording which I can play for you guys :)
there were no casulties other than a few guys suffering from weak knees after watching Angels in Santa caps singing :)
@ Sen
ReplyDeleteNot actually but technically yes, originally it was otherwise, then logically it got changed and they chose me as Santa..
Don't blow your own trumpet, I need evidence..I can wait to appreciate you :P so now about the WEAKNESS or WEAKNEES that should Chickengunia(a serious disease better send them to docs)... angels in Santa caps pulllleeeeeseeeeeee, I ve seen short cute in Aussie girls in that santa banta dress so let me not even think about it....
@ Lancelot
ReplyDeleteActually...technically....originally...logically...you got me confused :P
Hey...I am good at blowing my own trumpet...I got to live up to my Leo image...
What can I say...guys in my office got class...no crass short sweet santa banta dresses from them :P...actual talent works for them :P
u know what, actual talents are like Lathaji, Bombay Jayashree, etc.. for other carol singers its the santa banta dress which matters ;)
ReplyDelete@ AK...Ok, so be it, the evidence shall speak for itself!!!...But we will have to wait till Monday for the recording :(
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