As we aspire to become a superpower with world domination on our agenda, I believe the below listed inventions will at least put us on the right track towards becoming civilised, if not fast track us on our journey to the top.
1) File that scream when not actioned on for more than five days - for the specific use you know where.
2) Walls that fight back when anyone spits on or urinates on them.
3) Satellites that follow people who urinate in public, with the images of offenders being broadcast on TV as a special bulletin much like advertisements, over and over again, till people all over the country recognise them.
4) Drawers that auto shut when money is brought near them - again you know where these need to be used.
5) Aisle seats that bite when other seats are empty - to combat people who sit in aisle seats and inconvenience others commuters.
6) New Legislation's empowering citizens inconvenienced by potholes to dig up holes in the contractors/ engineers residences ( one for each pothole) and to tar and feather them while they are at it (the contractors/ engineers, I mean) who were responsible for building the said roads that develop potholes within a few days of them being open for public use.
7) Empty food packets/ plastic bottles that follow the consumer of the food/drink like heat seeking missiles if they are not dumped properly in a dustbin.
I could go on with this list, any takers for these ones ??
1) File that scream when not actioned on for more than five days - for the specific use you know where.
2) Walls that fight back when anyone spits on or urinates on them.
3) Satellites that follow people who urinate in public, with the images of offenders being broadcast on TV as a special bulletin much like advertisements, over and over again, till people all over the country recognise them.
4) Drawers that auto shut when money is brought near them - again you know where these need to be used.
5) Aisle seats that bite when other seats are empty - to combat people who sit in aisle seats and inconvenience others commuters.
6) New Legislation's empowering citizens inconvenienced by potholes to dig up holes in the contractors/ engineers residences ( one for each pothole) and to tar and feather them while they are at it (the contractors/ engineers, I mean) who were responsible for building the said roads that develop potholes within a few days of them being open for public use.
7) Empty food packets/ plastic bottles that follow the consumer of the food/drink like heat seeking missiles if they are not dumped properly in a dustbin.
I could go on with this list, any takers for these ones ??
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