Use Diaper at Night!!!

If you ever feel down and out or are at a loose end on a weekend, hop into your car and go for a drive and feast your eyes on the entertaining messages painted on the back of trucks.

The usual tame ones

1) Horn OK Please!!!

2) Keep Safe Distance!!!

The Patriotic:

1) Mera Bharat Mahan!!!

2) Sau mein assi baiman...phir bhi mera Bharat mahan!!!

3) Jai Hind!!!

4) Jai Maharashtra!!!

The Religious type

1) Jai Mata Di!!!

2) Mata Vaishnodevi ke krupa se!!!

The "I-love-my-family" type

1) Maa Ki Dua!!!

2) Maa ka Aashirwad!!!

3) Paapu aur Tinnu ki gaddi!!!, etc

The ward-of-the-black-eye types

1) Buri Nazar waale tera muah kaala!!!

2) Meri Chali to teri kyon Jaali!!!

The Family Planning types:

1) Hum Do Hamare Do!!!...Of late these ones read "Hum Do Hamara Ek"!!!.

I was on my way to office last Friday when I came across the one that takes the cake, it went something like this "USE DIAPER AT NIGHT". If this is a new ploy by the Family planning department, they sure have a winner on their hands!!!

I have done some research on "DIPPERS" courtesy Wikipedia, for people who did not get the joke :)

"Modern headlamps are electrically operated, positioned in pairs, one or two on each side of the front of a vehicle. A headlamp system is required to produce a low and a high beam, which may be achieved either by an individual lamp for each function or by a single multifunction lamp. High beams (called "main beams" or "full beams" or "driving beams" in some countries) cast most of their light straight ahead, maximizing seeing distance, but producing too much glare for safe use when other vehicles are present on the road. Because there is no special control of upward light, high beams also cause backdazzle from fog, rain and snow due to the retroreflection of the water droplets. Low beams (called "dipped beams" in some countries) have stricter control of upward light, and direct most of their light downward and either rightward (in right-traffic countries) or leftward (in left-traffic countries), to provide safe forward visibility without excessive glare or backdazzle".